12 April 2012

Useless Fragment #54

"As you know, Towson, Mr duPlace wrote this note in a disturbed state of mind -- or rather, being Canadian, province. Inspector lePlod correctly dismissed as insignificant the fact that duPlace was listening to Abba's 'Dancing Queen' on infinite repeat; I myself indulge in the same pastime. What he overlooked, however was that duPlace's headphones had been tampered with in such a fashion as to induce a variable-cycle phase differential between the channels -- such that could induce a hypnotic trance over time!"

"But Moules -- what about all the ducks?"

"Perhaps he just liked ducks, Towson."

"But Moules, there were over seven million of them..."

"Why must I account for every niggling detail?!"

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