05 March 2012

Useless Fragment #16

There was a new monster under Johnny's bed. It whispered to him in the darkness. It said that he should cut school tomorrow and call Mommy's stockbrocker and order five thousand shares of Borlian Enterprises because Borlian had excellent growth potential, no long term debt and had been underperforming pricewise for some time. When Johnny asked the monster why it didn't just try to eat his toes like the previous monster did, it said it was only temping until the economy improved.

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