McWilliams Vertresatron, master profiler and consultant to Interpol, picked up three eyeballs that had been lying on the evidence table and examined them closely.
"You've wasted my valuable time, gentlemen," he said after a few moments of silent contemplation. "These are not the signatures of a serial killer who desires to taunt the police and gain fame -- these are the personal eyes of a serial streaker, which popped out unnoticed in his moment of distracted exertion. Look for a fast man wearing nothing but sneakers and you'll have your suspect. Find a bottle of stem cells in his apartment and you'll secure a conviction."
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