Useless Fragment #34

As alien conquerors go, the Nordonians were not the worst imaginable: every human being, for example, was now granted free admission to Galactic University, largest of all educational institutions. True, most of its classrooms were chemically toxic to human life and the rest were vaguely irritating, but that was generally held to be the fault of the human evolutionary process, and of far less concern than the fact that the Nordonians had come to Earth only to find out why the anime series Automatic Toaster Yellow was in fact titled Automatic Toaster Yellow and might react badly if they ever found out there was no such reason.